princessofcrystal:

watase-sanetoshi:

I should hope no undue slander has been articulated during my absence?

Nothing, except your naked body been seen by literally everyone…. whore

…

Do correct me if I’m wrong, but so far as I am aware, the definition of ‘slander’ most definitely encompasses the events which you have just described to me.

Please do refrain from undue defamation in the future.

^___^

I should hope no undue slander has been articulated during my absence?

princessofcrystal:

watase-sanetoshi:

princessofcrystal:

Are you a complete idiot?! 

Don’t answer that it was rhetorical!

Tut tut, Princess, envy ill-becomes you.

I’m sure your sibling would’ve invited you too if only you’d asked.

^_________^

/scoffs/ I’m not jealous Sanetoshi, far from it! 

Aah, far be it from me to place words into your mouth.

Whatever you wish, Princess.

’ v ‘

princessofcrystal:

Are you a complete idiot?! 

Don’t answer that it was rhetorical!

Tut tut, Princess, envy ill-becomes you.

I’m sure your sibling would’ve invited you too if only you’d asked.

^_________^

ringo-keeperofdiary:

“Ah, that’s great!  I was worried you were busy… you do seem to have so many jobs… Okay, party starts at 6!  Bring some food or something, k?”

“But of course — I shall do my best to ensure you are provided with only the very best catering.”

By which he means he’ll bring blowfish.

ringo-keeperofdiary:

“That’s very kind of you… say, you’re not doing anything are you?  Maybe you’d like to join us for our party?  There’s going to be cake and curry, and I’m gonna try to persuade Kanba to buy fireworks too!”

“Oh my; what an awfully generous offer,” Sanetoshi taps his chin with the tip of his index finger in a show of contemplation,” I shall be delighted to attend your celebrations.”

^_____________^